Happy New Year! The Her Voice team would like to wish you all a very Happy New Year filled with health, happiness and prosperity! To start off 2017, the new year, I thought it would be good to share some funnies. Maybe these are mysteries that can be solved throughout the year… or maybe not. Meanderings Micki’s • How important does a person have to be efore they are b considered assassinated instead of just murdered? • Why does a round pizza come in a square box? • What disease did cured ham actually have? • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? • Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours? • Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV? • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? • If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? And last but not least… • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Take care, God bless, New Home Building A modeling? Or Re Overwhelmed by all the decisions and wondering if what you pick will look okay? Shyla, our interior decorator can help you from start to finish and yes, it’s FREE! 4vHERVOICEvJANUARY/FEBRUARY 2017 Floors & More (formerly Floor To Ceiling) Your Total Home Design Center Interest Free Financing 1205 Broadway Ave., Yankton • 665-9728 Monday-Friday 9-6, Saturday 9-5 FREE Design Services by Shyla Rhoden Call For An Appointment 665-9728